Lazy, small dicked, selfish, gives up all the time, drops girls out of no where, sex addict, doesnt like to fix things, doenst know how to chamge a tire, and has bad taste in woman. When he actually has a sexy gf he drops her for a chiken run looking bitch. Like to get girls pregnet in the first month of being together
by smartasabitch101 July 2, 2016
Get the fabian enrique barron mug.Enrique is an annoying person who has an amazing sister called Siennah he is a rat but his sister is amazing!
by CharleyIsAKaren! August 10, 2020
Get the Enrique mug.Enrique Pellaes fucked your mom
by enriquepellaes October 28, 2021
Get the Enrique Pellaes mug.Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.
by SemerciEinHurensohn November 22, 2021
Get the Enrique mug.A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
by JARTAyMEDIA October 4, 2022
Get the Enrique mug.by wedwefwefwefewfwefwefewwfewfwe August 14, 2025
Get the Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third mug.Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
Get the Enrique mug.