Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.
by SemerciEinHurensohn November 22, 2021
Get the Enriquemug. Enrique is an annoying person who has an amazing sister called Siennah he is a rat but his sister is amazing!
by CharleyIsAKaren! August 10, 2020
Get the Enriquemug. Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
Get the Captain Enriquesmug. Enrique is a loyal, man who plays too much but also a sexy man who can be very annoying at times. He can really be the person you most have been seeking to find. The first sight you see of him will be how much of a mysterious, good looking, and lone wolf he might seem to be yet, which makes it the reason girls fall interest at first sight to his appearance. One of the funniest guys you’ll know, and he will make you laugh out of no where. He is hidden as steel when it comes to expressing his thoughts and feelings but once he does, you must cherish that and never let go of him. He can sometimes be a little dirty minded, but not to an extreme level. He can’t take conversations serious. He has one of the most unique and best features (physically). He’s very handsome and has many friends because of his loyalty to the true ones. He defends what is right, what he believes and will do anything for the people he loves. He is defensive which makes it difficult to argue with him especially if he knows he is right or thinks he is. He never brags about himself, only when play around, because once again, he has THAT amazing sense of humor uppon him. One of the top boy/man anyone could ever know.
by Matina February 28, 2022
Get the Enriquemug. a very good fortnite player that has no friends and he acts gay around ulises and uriel and he has a thicc booty
by enriquetheog May 28, 2019
Get the enriquemug. Spanish musician/songwritter, was part of Héroes del Silencio. The group got separated because the guy has an ego bigger than a church.
by y e e t y d e l i t y October 23, 2025
Get the Enrique Bunburymug. Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
Get the Enriquemug.