by Zappin' Nap September 13, 2019
Get the engasheed mug.The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.
Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
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Get the Engoush mug.The innovative language mash up commonly spoken loudly and slowly by intoxicated "Gringos" in Mexico. To their credit, they honestly believe they are speaking Spanish well and show varying degrees of pride completely dependent upon how much Tequilla/Cerveza or other alcoholic beverages they have recently consumed.
The proud and intoxicated expat spoke Engspañol to the wait staff at the bar/restaurant tonight. While they were appreciative of the efforts put forth, the were not very impressed.
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