Empathy

Feeling relief when your friend farts.

**faaaaaarrrrt** “aaaaah. I feel so relieved.”

“I feel it too man. I feel it too. My empathy for you is so strong.”

by CracklyBarrel July 20, 2024

Empathy

Yeah, you imagining what that cripple and that whore theoretically felt and then trying to make me feel that, is not empathy. It's (what they felt) completely imaginary to you.

Hym "And what good is your supposed empathy when it feels like I have a golfball in my brains and I can barely lift 50 pounds or stand up from a crouching position without getting lightheaded? This is why it's better to just murder your kids and then kill myself than deal with you. And I fully advocate that people murder as many kids as they can in the wake of my death if you leave me to die here. This is a perpetual slew of you going 'Oh... Well, I guess he was right... But it doesn't matter because wrong-think.' And that is why death threats ISN'T too far. Your life needs to be EXACTLY AS AT RISK AS MINE, UNTIL MINE IS NOT and then YOU need to live a life commensurate with YOUR output and I need to live a life commensurate with MY output and then pieces of shit need for stay as far away from me as humanly possible of I will fucking kill you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Empathy

Feeling bad for terrorists

Anisa's husband iCuckkkkz: "I have empathy"

H3H3: * Takes medicine for tourettes*

Anisa's husband: iCuckkkz: " Drug addict"

by 2sm4rt May 29, 2025

Empathy

To naturally be aware of the emotional state of your fellow man, without necessarily

A trait that only the most upstanding suckers have.

The one thing everyone in this world plays on to take advantage of your natural care and concern for your fellow man.

A trait that more times than not, will get you screwed over because "Treat others as you would like to be treated" is no longer a standard in society.

"That sucker has too much empathy to not fall for this"

by YoU'REanEIGHt May 10, 2023

Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.

Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Botanic Empathy

To share and understand feelings with botanical life, it is especially strong during time of extreme circumstances in which a plant may go through, such as withering away or being stressed out.

My aloe plant started to wither away due to stress, and my botanic empathy made me start to wither away as well, on the inside.

by dictionary_bob July 27, 2022