A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!
Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)
by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018
Get the Elmermug. by Daaaad September 15, 2020
Get the Elmermug. A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
Get the helmeted elmermug. The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014
Get the Elmer Hernandezmug. by ShanersDelight September 29, 2020
Get the Elmermug. The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
Get the Elmer’s Pubesmug.