Elmer

A fucking chad

What an elmer

by acsm August 21, 2023

An Elmer

A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.

She never lets her child do anything or go anywhere, she's an Elmer.

by DAWMS September 15, 2022

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

Elmer

Elmer is a very nice guy he has a very big dee and is stronger then everybody with high IQ

That guy's a real Elmer!

by Not Elmer March 18, 2022

Elmer

Always there for their friends can be a heart breaker and not realize it. You tend to fall for him even though he has his eyes on someone else. Your lucky to have an Elmer in your life.

Wow is that Elmer? He’s so cute

by Ddwai December 27, 2021

Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it

"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019