Elliotts are typically the type of people to perform traditional rain dances butt-naked in front of their 1st hour class. Especially to the rhythm of "Laffy Taffy." Not only that, but when an Elliott takes the ACT test, their score becomes their penis's length (in centimeters). Therefore, if an Elliott were to score a 36, your mom would have quite an interesting night (that's 14.2 in freedom units). Don't forget to tip your local Elliotts (they take tips AND tips) and to always comment on the extreme girth of their buttocks! Nicknames like "Elligyatt" are indeed permitted.

"Hey Elliott, or should I say ELLIGYATT!"

"Elliott, my mom told me it penetrated through to the other side... maybe getting a 36 on the ACT wasn't so good an idea..."

Elliott by squirrel52 February 15, 2025

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Elliott

Elliot is the sweetest boy in the world once you get to know him. at first he can seem a bit boring and cynical but once you get to know him he will be there with you through your highs and your lows. he is sporty, a very fast runner and is very good at music and cooking. he gets sad when good food is spoiled and bad food is eaten. usually very tall lean and lanky with light brown hair and brown eyes. will accept a good joke.

person one: wow he really is an Elliott.
person two: ditto

Elliott by Brownie446378 March 7, 2025

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a really fucked up person who pretends they love you only to give you the bare minimum then break your heart and move on 3 days later

“that person is a real dick”
“no it’s just elliott that’s just his lack of morals”

elliott by lavender80999 July 18, 2025

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