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elf toe

The manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees - i.e installing wood floors. The bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful
...man I've got the elf toe real bad today

I installed 500 feet today, my elf toe fuckin hurts
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy September 25, 2016
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elf cock

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.
sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!
by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010
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elf slut

A person who wants to have hot sex with a made up elf from The Lord of the Rings.
"Legolas is sooo sexy"
"You elf slut."
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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elf bar

The most delicious thing I have ever tasted, unless it's the cotton candy flavour fuck me. It is the in thing that emos and chavs have in common they all like elf bars.
"can I take a hit on your elf bar"
"Sure just don't rob me brother"
Proceeds to Rob him
by angel.o0p December 17, 2021
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elf fish

An elf that is also a fish
by Sunnygagnon9 March 18, 2015
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Elf Bar

Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.

Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
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elf stuffing

My wife caught me looking at elf stuffing and made me throw away my copy of The Wizard of Oz.
by The Pickle Farter April 16, 2009
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