Regular Einstein 

A satirical insult, which generally refers to a person's stupidity.

When a person remarks something blatantly obvious, it can also be used in the same context as Captain Obvious.

"The earth is round, right?"
"You're a regular Einstein, kiddo."

Regular Einstein by Nils_McCloud June 13, 2008

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) 

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.

J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012

The Crawling Einstein 

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

The Crawling Einstein by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010

Albert Einstein 

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

Albert Einstein by gravy666 February 11, 2008

No shit, Einstein! 

A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.

Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!

No shit, Einstein! by SAJEMA August 15, 2006

Albert Einstein's brother 

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

Albert Einstein's brother by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006

Albert Einstein High School 

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.

Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

Albert Einstein High School by chickfila January 15, 2018