Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

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Eggplant squirter

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

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bro I just did a eggplant parm last night.

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Eggplant = Dick

Parmesan = Cheese

Eggplant Parmesan is Dick Cheese.

"So I told her, 'It's not Dick Cheese, it's Eggplant Parmesan'..."

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Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

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The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

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A group of people that get together to BS at work

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