Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.

He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!

by squirt squirt queef June 25, 2010

Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 26, 2004

dirty eduardo

when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus

Man, I gave that fucker a dirty eduardo last night and this morning, he shit out his mouth!

by J.J. Brebre May 07, 2008

eduardo bitch

Eduardo a gay faget typically hates girls only likes guys and loves kissing boys but has a very gay body type sucks at talking to girls and is and overall pussy

Your such and “Eduardo bitch” jeez

by Ihategay$ January 24, 2020

eduardo parker

Another meaning for anal sex

"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"

by George Aroney September 10, 2014

Dirty eduardo

when you have a dream that your friend Eduardo has sex with another one of your friends

friend 1: hey what dream did you have last night

friend 2: had a dirty Eduardo with you in it

by NatalPlays June 09, 2022

Eduardo Sanz

He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...

I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?

Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz

by Im in the Ashton School August 27, 2019