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evangelical movement 

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.
Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!
evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

evangelion 

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.
Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.
evangelion by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Evangelina 

Someone who loves avocados way too much, walks barefoot 99% of her existence, and cuts her lemons the wrong way.
"EVANGELINA THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CUT A LEMON."

Evangelique 

A beautiful person who is really nice and cares a lot for the people she cares about. She is a determined hard working person who every boy wants. She is one of the kindest person you would ever meet.
Wow look at that girl who is she?

Oh that’s Evangelique.

Wow
Evangelique by Quiona September 25, 2018

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A 90s psychological horror anime disguised as a fun mech anime.
Joe: Did you hear? James watched Neon Genesis Evangelion last week.
Charles: Yeah, coincidentally he was also diagnosed with severe depression last week as well.