Egyptian Brushfire

Igniting the pubic hairs of a female and subsequently putting out the blaze with urine, preferably one's own. Can be performed during sex or while girl is sleeping.

After the man perpetrated the egyptian brushfire, his loving wife chopped off his penis, deep fried it and served it at her bridge club as an eggroll.

by Anus de la Ray November 18, 2003

Egyptian Protest

to throw an epic sized tantrum until you get what you want.

Billy wanted a chocolate chip cookie his mom said no so he staged an Egyptian protest for 18 days until she resigned from motherhood and then moved out of the house.

by quinzhee March 3, 2011

Egyptian BJ

A mystery as old as the pyramids. First heard on Fling.com. Proposed by the "UBER HOT" babes asking to chat only to give you a link to another website where you have to enter in your credit card number. A Phishing lure.

sexyolive930: hmmmm...wanna experience my egyptian BJ and im gonna demonstrate to u bhabe
booms: WTF is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
sexyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking horny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who's boss?

by jimbaround January 6, 2008

Egyptian Pie

An Egyptian Pie is "served" by a female slapping her exposed labia against the forehead of an individual in an erotic manner.
Egyptian Pie is the female performed version of teabagging, the practice of slapping the testicles of on individual against the forehead of another individual in an erotic manner.

"What's on the menu tonight, sweetheart?"
"Egyptian Pie, fresh and hot!"

by UnUnUnium August 20, 2004

Egyptian Claim

When a man or several cum cum all over a woman and then wrap her with toilet paper

Aaron called me the other night and told me he did an egyptian claim on bridgette

by Andrew David Hernandez June 23, 2008

egyptian twitter

people on twitter who tweet nothing but drama. they also fish for compliments and use the word bedan A LOT.

someone from egyptian twitter who just told someone they’re bedan:
“ana rewesh awi ya mama”

by egytwitterhater102 March 30, 2020

Egyptian Vacation

When you take time off to be wrapped up like a mummy with a butt plug in your ass.

This is similar to diaper people except that it has more of a focus on death rather than youth and lots of attention is paid to the size and type of butt plug used. You can be masturbated by someone else, an "embalmer" or masturbate yourself typically done with wrapping paper over your hand and erect penis or vagina.

hey John what did you do over Labor Day weekend?

I just took an old fashioned Egyptian Vacation.

by Joey Beaks August 28, 2017