Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy

+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"

by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006

e-tard

Someone who cannot figure out the most basic functions of an electronic device.

The e-tard was trying to figure out why his television would not turn on and called me to go trouble shoot it, only for me to discover that he never plugged it in.

by The Ferndog October 3, 2008

e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

e-tard

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

by IvChen July 3, 2017