deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

Deafist

A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.

Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"

by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009

deafidom

An umbrella classification for all people who believe it doesn't matter whether hard of hearing or D/deaf, Sign/BSL/SSE or oral, it covers all.. "Deaf".

A Life in Deafidom... ..where it doesn't matter what? who? or eh?

by sirgarg November 11, 2013

Deafazable

To have and to be the character /characteristic that gives others the feeling to deafaz you.

E. G. Dammnnn... that dude is totally deafazable!!!
Ima deafaz that booty

by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) December 6, 2018

dweak

verb - to be simultaneously tweaking, twalling, geeking, freaking, and capping. Completely and utterly faded beyond the very limits of humanity’s collective mental fortress. Incomprehensibly fucked up. Once you have entered the state of “dweak”, you have ascended beyond silly concepts such as “humanity” and your name will be sung throughout the great halls of Valhalla until the last star of the last iteration of the universe ceases to bring light into the cold, desolate expanse of space and time itself.

alternative names - faded off the heen

“im dweaked im dweaked im dweaked please fucking help me it feels like im in quicksand im sinking get me the fuck out”

by fadedofftheheen June 11, 2019

deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.

Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.

by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020

Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020