The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
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To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
Get the Von Dutching mug.My mom bumped uglies while on a field trip to Netherlands and came back to Korea with me. So I am a bastard Dutchin.
by BastardDutchin December 2, 2010
Get the Dutchin mug.The best battle royale game in recorded history. Can be played alone or with friends. The goal of the game is to collect lost ducklings and take them back to your home. There are also other ducks in the game, and sometimes they try stealing your ducks too. The best part is that your parents can be fooled by its innocent, relaxing, cute appearance, but in reality, it is the most intense and maddening game ever.
"Ayo, let's go for a round of ducklings.io!"
"Nah bro, it made me go to therapy for a year."
"Same. But it's so good that I would go to therapy for every day to play it."
"Aight I agree. Fire it up"
"Nah bro, it made me go to therapy for a year."
"Same. But it's so good that I would go to therapy for every day to play it."
"Aight I agree. Fire it up"
by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022
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1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends
2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends
2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
Get the Ding dong ditching mug.A word used to tell someone to chill. Also used to tell them you don't agree with what they're saying. Duckling can also mean "Nigga" or "Ma Nigga"
by endmasonsandzionist March 2, 2009
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