Douche

Kanye West, and Chris Brown

Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?

by IHit69Fences January 26, 2010

Douche

A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"

Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"

by Reallyfrickenawesome May 24, 2010

Douche

Fuck them all to death

Douche fuck them all to death

by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016

douche

An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"

by Dustin Mahurin December 20, 2003

douche

1.) John edwards.
2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?

by Emma August 3, 2004

douche

Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.

2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.

2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

by Nathalie Morgan December 28, 2005

douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008