dook dook meter

A fictional meter that ghetto ass skateboarders (for example, Andy Bryant, also listed as poser extrodinaire) refer to when a "gnarley" set occurs.

"Bro!, your dook dook meter is off the chain, man!"

by the suspicious asian May 18, 2006

dook nukem

A shit that comes out firing on full auto. Aka the machine gun trots.

Those steak chalupas gave me the seriousdook nukems.

by jordook November 15, 2009

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

Dook Tickle

When the toilet paper is resting on top of a massive bowel movement and the flush causes it to tickle your anus.

That dook tickle was refreshing!

by Pooksicle December 30, 2016

Dook-Snooze

When you fall asleep while taking a dook

Nick: I'm tired but I gotta take a dook.

Austin: yeah, you need a snooze.
Nick: I'll probably take a Dook-Snooze

by Nickypoo69 May 23, 2018