Your probably either really bored or really sad and for some reason looked this up on urban dictionary.
person one: why doesn't anyone love me
person two: because Timmy, you have abnormal armpit hair growth.
person two: because Timmy, you have abnormal armpit hair growth.
by gaydefinitionmaker69 February 7, 2023
Get the why doesn't anyone love memug. She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
Get the jack doesn't come out of the boxmug. An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
Get the doesn't come to my birthday partiesmug. refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.
Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.
The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011
Get the the apple doesn't fall far from the treemug. An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 4, 2005
Get the doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference footballmug. It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?
by Power476 April 14, 2021
Get the the bell doesn't dismiss you, I domug. Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*๐ฃ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
Get the This is why mom doesn't fucking love youmug.