Dodge Ninja Dodge

A budding screamo/rap/ghettotech band comprised of four extremely talented screamers and rappers. Beginning with their debut song "Nabisco Is the Way to Go", DND produced their most popular songs including "Hot n Spicy", "Drugs n Jello", and "Chicken in the Morning".

www.myspace.com/dodgeninjadodge

The ninjasaurous feeds on ninjas. So you better Dodge Ninja Dodge!

by Thug Nastay June 4, 2009

dodge

maker of the best damn car out there- the NEON

"Damn did my civic just get eaten by a neon?"

by Louman December 23, 2002

dodge

badass automobiles superior to all other cars

man that dodge id badass..sure whipped that peice of shit ford

by frannk February 3, 2003

dodge

Possibly the best division of the chrysler corporation.

1. Man your viper really blew away my corvette!
2. My viper could kick the crap out of your 03 SVT cobra, ohh wait they won't release them yet because of some "issues".

by Blow it November 24, 2002

Dodge On

Shut up, get of my face, and go and do it yourself.

Girlfriend:"We're all out of weed!"

Girlfriend: "Waa, Waaa, Waaa, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch."

Girlfriend: "Are we gonna get some more weed?"

Me: Dodge On bitch

by Stephen Keating February 20, 2004

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009