Dorkette

A female dork who is cute and smart, but do dumb and lame stuffs 99% of the time.

Becca is such a dorkette! She hates boobs!

by Bongathong August 25, 2013

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

dorkette

super cool girls defined as dorks, nerds, geeks, or freaks, who are geniuses in many subjects, love anime, play music, and have thriving social lives. Not to mention they're pretty.

The Dorkettes is a name we coined for us due to our often irrational and socially frowned upon behavior.

by CaityLin January 17, 2007

Drocket

1. Drocket - To drill/rocket it

Usage: I'm going to drocket you in the johnson.

by KevinKevbear March 22, 2007

donket

A donkey-like creature with freckles on it's face and nose and sharp, spiked horns on it's head to kill the dogs that they use for dinner

look at that creature!
oh yeah, it has horns and really cute freckles...must be a donket!
so it is! i've studied them for nine years now, i have a degree on them and everything

by ilovedonkets February 27, 2011

dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017