by sadie gomez June 17, 2008
Get the dispense memug. A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"
by The Draftsman August 28, 2005
Get the Tape Dispensermug. Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Get the using the soap dispensermug. Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".
by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006
Get the High Speed Bullet Dispensermug. The human penis
by green fire dragon June 24, 2010
Get the one eyed storm trooper pez dispensermug. Its when a girl masturbates
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017
Get the Beat My Dispensermug. A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
Get the Pez-dispenser therapymug.