highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

Anti-Dyslexia

You write good nibba

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia

by 72637338w4656871654578298654 January 10, 2019

Emoji dyslexia

is when you get confused by some emojis (is not only me right?)

“I get confused by 😔 and 😌 because I have emoji dyslexia”

by Sksksks hydroflask November 2, 2019

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.

Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.

by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022

hand-mouth dyslexia

noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.

Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.

by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008