gutenberg discount

Price tag swapping, placing a lower priced item's price tag on a more expensive item in order to purchase the expensive item at a cheaper price. Named for the Gutenberg printing press, the first printing press with moveable type. This is considered shoplifting and will be prosecuted as such if discovered.got
The sole reason to use self-checkout is to score a Gutenberg discount.

Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
by Terran Shaman December 08, 2018
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Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.
"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"
by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011
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Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
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Discount Timberlake

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...
by Turdberry October 07, 2018
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discount acquaintance

a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services
"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."
by dean keenly April 12, 2014
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vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
by R Calcaterra November 04, 2011
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Dick's discount

Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price
"Yo.. is that a crank shaft?! That must've cost you a fortune!"

"Dick's discount my man.. $29.99"
by Yung Winston November 16, 2018
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