Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.

"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"

by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022

Supreme Director

The director of a historical museum who is unqualified for the position and favors the personality of Emperor Palpatine. Known to make empty promises while backstabbing the volunteers eventually order 66’ing them by forcing them to resign to new museums

“The Supreme Director told me I’m his best curator”-Employee

“Funny you should say that he said you are worthless” -Employee #2

“The supreme director just hogged all the credit for the work we did with the exhibits. He didn’t even help with any of it and showed up late drinking a coffee!”

by BunkyHairTIE June 2, 2023

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.

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by Apesayer May 2, 2018

Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.

The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.

by Kymera March 16, 2010

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015