dink

to stick something up your ass

Me: Where is the remote
Sal: I don't know
Me: Did you dink it?

by noel_doubt February 21, 2009

dink

Justin Spittlehouse of New Jersey

"Justin is a dink"

by Final Decision March 6, 2004

dink

local slang in Fairport, suburb of Rochester NY
Catch-all term for any type of loser, idiot, fool, dumbkoff, etc. Can be temporary or permanent meaning if you do something stewpid, then at that moment, you may be a dink, but not all the time. Other people are just dinks, period.

"Oh my God Jack you are such a freakin' DINK!!!"
or
"That's cause you were a dinkasaurus erectus"
...now that could be a temporary situation, and Jack could later redeem himsellf, however in the permanent meaning:
"Jack is a Dink." Jack is a dink now and will always be a freakin dink.

by Doug Selsam who is not a dink February 5, 2007

dink

Desperately In Need of Knowledge. Often used towards new miltary recruits.

That new recruit is such a Dink.

by Laspen May 7, 2008

dink

n. refering to a person who is miniscual in both height and weight, and could be dominated by anyone.

Oh my, look at Kyan, he is a complete dink.

by jv ballah December 19, 2004

Dink

An adult whose clothing is still chosen by their mother and dresses accordingly.

Man, that guy is such a dink.

by Gothedons May 31, 2013

dink

Delinquent. Used often in the US Navy when a person is late in getting qualifications done. Often, a 'dink' person has to attend 'dink stuty' after normal working hours.

You didn't get your qualification points this week? You're dink. Report to dink study at 1800.

by Will Coleman July 20, 2008