dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011

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dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)

'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'

by hickers January 29, 2008

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dingleberries

Pieces of shit varying in size that get caught in the hairs of the ass hole. Often known to cause skid marks.

These damn dingleberries gave me skid marks again!

by DD36 August 7, 2007

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dingleberries

An alternative name for BlackBerry's, especially when used by addicts.

That asshole kept playing with his dingleberry when I was talking with him.

by Zippy929 May 17, 2005

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Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

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