Districted

Confused and strongly surprised .

Wow tre I'm districted asf .

by J gal January 3, 2018

dogstracted

The type of person who is distracted by, and absolutely has to touch every single dog that crosses their path.

Sorry I’m late. I was dogstracted.

by Shakti Power February 4, 2018

Dickstractid

To be consumed with, concentrated on or preoccupied by "Dis Dick" to suck extreme often leading to the neglect or total disregard for anything nut prostrating to "Dis Dick".

GIRL! I BEEN SO DICKSTRACTID I FORGOT ABOUT MY JOB AND MY KIDS. WORTH IT.

by Alpo September 12, 2019

distractertainment

Entertaining journalism meant to distract to reader from focusing on the dumpster fire that was 2020. (verb/noun)

I was looking for a little distractertainment after my pet hamster, Steve contracted covid-19 again. Sad face.

by Diamond_Jim March 25, 2021

dishtracted

When you get distracted by washing the dishes in the sink and forget about what you were supposed to be doing instead.

After waiting 30 minutes...

Nancy: "Were you able to find those tools in the garage?"

Ian: "Yikes, that's right! I'm sorry, I got dishtracted by the dishes".

by IanHasAllTools January 5, 2023