The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

Dick down

To beat someone in a physical competitive sport

“That Olympic champion had a great time trying to dick down his opponents”

by Strictpop September 20, 2025

Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak

"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"

by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

Dick Down December

Christmas season fill of dicks..

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.

by Millipussy December 6, 2021

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 10, 2020

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

by Dick me down please November 22, 2020