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Dickwad

A person (normally applied to masculine humans, and pets, and less so for females) who believes, in their tiny little warped minds, that they are doing something amazing and a good deed for society but are, in actual fact, being a complete and utter arsewank.
Unemployed middle-class nobody: "Today I am going to glue myself to the M25, one of the busiest motorways on the planet, because I want my loft insulated for free"
Irate motorist: "I swear to god I am going to twat this fucking dickwad"
by TheSaintAvenger October 4, 2021
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Dickwad

What. Dickwad he got a blow job and she convinced him that's how you get babies .....
by Slolady and CC May 17, 2023
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Dickwad

Dickwad: colloquially used as a term to describe a dumbass with no brainz.

A wad of dicks.
Maya E don’t be a Dickwad!
by Thecommonjester July 10, 2025
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Dickwad

When a male or female is a dick
"Jake is such a dickwad."
by SUCKYFUQY November 28, 2019
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dickwad

Someone that acts like a wad of dicks. A complete dick but surprisingly cute and sexy. Usually can be found hanging out at newspaper plants but never has time to date anyone, which is a dickwad move.
That ricky guy is a complete dickwad but damn he be lookin fiiiiiiiine.
by cheesewhizisgross July 16, 2015
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yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.
The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!
by Bauxb May 17, 2017
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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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