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Dickwad

An ignorant asshole who speaks without thinking
Smart people: we going out for food tonight at winghouse

Dickwad: what kind of food does a wing place serve

Smarts: wings dickwad
by Vinny Vin vin May 31, 2018
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dickwad

A large group or wad, of dicks
Guy 1: That gay orgy was a huge dickwad!
Guy 2: I know! I was there!
by silverware May 30, 2014
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Dickwad

The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.

I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.

The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."

The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Dickwad

An Idiot that has a big ego to make up for his tiny dick
ur a dickwad chad
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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Ungrateful Dickwad

The same as someone ungrateful but the person using the phrase has a hatred fueled by a fiery passion for the person they are describing.
My brother said the only thing at home waiting for him was a fan. What an ungrateful dickwad.
by CrimsonWÖLFE72 July 22, 2019
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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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Dickwad

When a male or female is a dick
"Jake is such a dickwad."
by SUCKYFUQY November 28, 2019
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