Diagra

Common anti-diarrheal medication (e.g. Kaopectate, Pepto Bismol), but utilized solely for the purpose of obtaining a longer bowel movement during a blumpkin. This is incredibly helpful for avoiding a premature shit during a blumpkin. Can be used in tandem with viagra to maintain maximum blumpage.

"Maintaining a bowel movement is just as important as getting one. DIAGRA can help with both. This can lead to a more satisfying blumptual experience with your partner."

"My girlfriend and I decided that we were ready for blumpkins, so I took Diagra to maximize the effect."

by Blumpbert April 6, 2009

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self-diagnosed

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.

white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?

by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021

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diagnostic

A combination of two agnostics.

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.

by Thanya October 20, 2012

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Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

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