Devil's Abacus

When you are arguing with someone, but are a complete idiot and make it sound like the devil is playing with an old school counting device.

I agreed with her, but I just wanted to play the devil's abacus.

by JimmyDeanSnausage August 15, 2014

Devil's Machine

The Devil's Machine is the Massive device that contains Giygas, his tremendous power, and to stabilize his mind. in the 1994 Cult classic video game Earthbound aka MOTHER 2.

person 1: hey im at the devil's machine! the end of the game!
person 2: congrats dude!
person 1: thanks dude!

by Bloxlol November 18, 2022

Devil's Advocunt

Playing Devil's Advocate but making a cunt of yourself in the process.

Wayne: I’d love to kick the fuck out of David Cameron.
Gareth: On the other hand the IMF say his austerity measures and cut backs are going to see us through this recession
Wayne: Gaz, you’ve been unemployed for 6 months
Gareth: Oh yes……
Wayne: Devil's Advocunt
Gareth: Let’s get medieval on his ass

by atdotslash! April 1, 2011

devil's dick

The devil's dick is a frozen tube of sperm rather than just a shot glass that can be inserted into a gay man prior to intercourse. The sexy part is the amount of sperm it takes and the fact that the melting cum becomes a lubricant for the major sex act.

Before the gang bang started Johnnie was lubricated with a long Devil's dick lovingly prepared over weeks by Tim.

by happy bottom July 11, 2006

Devil’s Triangle

During a threesome with 1 man and 2 women, one woman is riding the mans penis while the other woman is sitting on the mans face. The women will kiss thus making a triangle.

I was part of a Devil’s Triangle with these two chicks, one rode me while I ate the other out!

by sarge51 August 27, 2018

devil's prong

During intercourse you flip the girl on her side, massage her clit, finger her butthole, and continue to have intercourse at the same time. "One in the pink, one in the stink, and one on the flicker."

Devil's Prong = "One in the pink, one in the stink, and one on the flicker.

by Jason Dillon March 7, 2009

devil's omelet

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.

i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.

by oldbooksmell April 22, 2011