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ass destroyer 9000

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
by goat daddy March 19, 2021
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one inch destroyer

an incredibly small penis
becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!
by honky 3000 October 14, 2015
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Vagina Destroyer

A dick to be proud of. A nice sized pussy slaying man dick. Just the right size to tear some walls and get some moans.
Ryan docked his vagina destroyer in Pussy Bay.

Ryan destroyed japan's pussy with his vagina destroyer.

Vagina destroyer bring tsunami!
by Rquad439 June 28, 2012
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Pussy Destroyer

a penis that is or exceeds the size of 8 inches around
by kyle n April 23, 2006
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The Destroyer

To put 1 fist in the vagina and 1 fist in the ass at the same time.
Last night I gave that ho the destroyer! "1 in the pink, 1 in the stink"
by Jehbro August 3, 2008
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Lucky Destroyer

Cocktail.
Recipe:
3 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Diströya Spirits
1/2 Ice Cube

You order a double by indicating you want a whole ice cube. Scale appropriately (e.g., if ordered with two ice cubes, scale by four). Illegal in most states.
First Person: I'll have a Sam Adams and my friend will have a Lucky Destroyer with one ice cube.
Second Person: Ooooh, that sounds interesting, but I want three ice cubes. Why is it called that?
Barman: Because one of you is going to get lucky and the other is going to get destroyed.
Second Person: Well, let's stop after this one drink.
First Person: That was the plan.
by Len Bakerloo March 21, 2017
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star destroyer

Various classes of Imperial warships, ranging from 900 meters up to 17,000 kilometers. Introduced during Clone Wars, the original ship was the Victory-class. The Venerators then were used, and fought with distinction in the Second Battle of Coruscant (Clone Wars). Then the Imperators replaced the Venators after the Clone Wars, with these warships being scrapped to make the Imperators, or relegated to Outer Rim duty in the Empire. Victory-IIs were introduced around this time. The Imperators have 2 subclasses, the Imperator-Is and Imperator-IIs. Then there are the Executor-classes. These "Super Star Destroyers" anything larger than Imperators are 17,600 meters. These are dwarfed by the Sovereign-classes, which are only 15 km lon, but much thicker and the largest Star Destroyer, the Eclipse-class.
Acclamator-IIs?, Victory-I, Venator, Victory-II, Imperator (Imperial), Executor, Sovereign, Eclipse. All Star Destroyer classes
by Lee McKinnis January 29, 2006
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