Despacito'ed

the term used when being absolutely demolished at or by something or someone. its equivalence is being smited with the power of over 1 million north korea, or even getting your liver shriver'D. the term is very godlike and may only be used upon the most intelligent beings in this term of existance

figure 1: ahh fricc i just lost my pickleING licince
figure 2: oh now our boss is gonna be so mad
figure 3: boE you just got straight up DESPACITO'ED

* figure 1 and 2 instantly receive deathpacito *

by Frankfires March 9, 2020

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

despacito chan

The one girl at your school who is an artist, satinist,is very pale,is an introvert,may be a furry.

John:hey who is that person over there.
Dave:that’s a despacito chan.
John:oh ok

by Dr.doggo April 14, 2019

Despacito 2

A cult ran by roblox noob spiders

"Despacito 2 eat my spider bussy"
"Dame tu America"
"This is Cosita"
"Why the fuck am I alive"

by HouseplantChan July 20, 2018

Despacito 2

It's a meme created from the popular song called Despacito. People wanted a sequel so, someone made something like this. It includes meme-ish songs, photoshopped feature, etc..

"Man, i can't wait to watch Despacito 2 !"

by EratoRaptorFox September 13, 2018

despacito.com

A website that leads to a Spanish fuck and sex site.

1“Hey dude have you seen despacito.com?”
2“What is it about?”
1”oh it’s about all the songs from despacito like 1,2,3 etc.”
3”don’t trust him he told me this yesterday and it took me to a site that was in... Spanish? Yeah Spanish and it had naked girls.”
2” ahh more the reason to look it up!”

by B3asty5 September 17, 2019

Despacito 8

Far better than despacito 7

Mary: despacito 7 is better than despacito 8
Jane: Shut the fuck up Mary

by Partykiller June 18, 2018