Ex: When you are arguing with your significant others mom (Regardless of her name) "Fuck you Denise" is said to shut her ass down.
by heelside336 August 01, 2017
Crackhead Joe: "Is Denise working...I feel a little bit more comfortable ordering from Denise"
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
by tacobelles April 14, 2010
by Sue Bell B March 28, 2019
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her
Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt
Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"
Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑
The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!
U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine
(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)
Cries when u do the same 2 her
Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt
Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"
Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑
The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!
U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine
(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)
by Notap0et November 02, 2024
by Yikesssss1234 June 14, 2022