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loose as a goose who loves priests
"did you st that denise"? "yea .she made eye contact, now I gotta go get antibiotics".
denise by phlouinda June 29, 2026
loose as a goose who loves priests
"did you st that denise"? "yea .she made eye contact, now I gotta go get antibiotics".
denise by phlouinda June 29, 2026

Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011

Denise DiNorscia 

A woman constantly on the go. She is hard working and will never run out of energy. She is a loyal friend and is always there when you need a bowl of soup. An all around entertaining person to be around.
"Is this a bowl of soup you brought me?"
"Yeah, I heard you were sick and so I decided to be a Denise DiNorscia."
Denise DiNorscia by cyclopz April 13, 2010

Denise Richards 

Denise Richards is an uber easy bake oven (Please see Def. for 'Easy Bake Oven') She is always turned on and often has multiple orgasms.
That girl is such a "Denise Richards!" Ladies, keep your men close!

I wish I was Denise Richards, then I could sing like a fool and get away with it just like she did in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. (Which is a great film!)

denise richards 

1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by fucking her husband richie sambora IMMEDIATELY after they had split. Ms. Richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at pornography and calling her a filthy slut, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man boobs. a down-grade.

2. the act of fucking your best friend's husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your pornography-loving ex.
example A: Look at that bitch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. She bitches and whines about her "awful" and "abusive" husband for public sympathy, then she goes and fucks another chick's man. Not so innocent now, is she?

example B: I just broke up with Jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend Gina went after him. She pulled a denise richards.