Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

by ursidae August 19, 2009

defecation

The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.

I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter

by XxLorDxX November 23, 2010

detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010

nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

by G..... October 9, 2005

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Defestivize

The act of taking down decorations after a party/holiday/celebration and returning to the normal decor.

It's time to defestivize the house now that the holidays are over.

by FIDDLESTIXES January 1, 2011

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009