deez nuts

Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke

"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"

by Daonocto January 14, 2008

Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 15, 2015

those deez

once ya have em ya know what it is😏😏

Brent Martinez is the only person alive who has those deez 😏😏😏

by Bitchy Brent February 9, 2022

Deez Nuts

Just F'ing with someone

eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!

by Dee Loc September 21, 2004

Deez Nutz

Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.

Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?

Who?

Deez Nutz!

by Jimbo Deez February 28, 2009

deez numbs

why me and my deez

that's why your momma dead, dead as hell, what shoes was she wearing

she was indeed wearing deez numbs

by irene rav January 24, 2022

Deez Nutz!

These Nuts!

Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!

by Lors April 20, 2015