Code for, "I'm a pretentious dickhead,but I found a new way to get laid with this new hipster trend"!
by keepingitreallyreal September 3, 2011
Get the deckmug. When smoking J's, on deck is that who is ready to spark the next one. He/she does this by placing the J that will be smoked on top of their ear.
Alright, I could smoke another one, who's on deck?
Look at you, always on deck!
What's that shit on your ear? Oh, you're on deck.
Look at you, always on deck!
What's that shit on your ear? Oh, you're on deck.
by Friend of the night August 22, 2007
Get the on deckmug. To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.
by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011
Get the Deckedmug. A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.
A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.
A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.
A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.
One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.
A turntable for playing records.
Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.
A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.
A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.
One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.
A turntable for playing records.
Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
"Hit the Deck"
Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>
(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)
Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>
(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)
by I'm a Celebrity shoot me. May 10, 2003
Get the deckmug. by Moe June 28, 2004
Get the deckedmug. man i was listening to cobra starship last night no one really knows who they are yet but man they're deck
by wholelottaquinn January 19, 2008
Get the deckmug.