Dead Mans shit

Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit

Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.

Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me

by zululman February 8, 2020

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023