darwinicide

Murdering someone for the sake of evolution.

Someone kicking the bucket by accidental suicide or just because their kids would be even more lame than they were. Darwinicide.

by fitchfingers July 16, 2011

Darwinian Fundamentalism

People who believe in the theory of evolution with a fundamentalist fervor, and are intolerant of any other theory of origins

Richard dawkins is a devout adherent to darwinian fundamentalism

by TheHelmsman February 3, 2012

Darwinian Fairytale

A Darwinian Fairytale encompasses all the varied just-so stories that evolutionists concoct to promote their theories that non-living matter, such as a rock, given enough time and enough chance, could become a scientist.

These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.

Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.

I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”

Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard

by CloudyDays August 23, 2021

carwinism

sadly, carwinism eliminated many of his friends.

i knew fred, i liked fred, fred is dead, carwinism claimed fred and his red subcompact.

by thatothername September 26, 2003

Darwiniac

Individual who regularily posts on Usenet in the newsgroup talk.origins, pretending he/she knows anything about biology or the delicate front for atheism, aka Evolution.
Also, an individual who commonly refers to the website talkorigins.org.

"You freaking Darwiniac, godless soul."

by Dr. B. Ology August 2, 2006

daiminism

The sect which celebrates and promotes dai mins and daiminity. See daiminity and dai min.

I will join a denomination of daiminism today, thanks to the cheek enlarger.

by Hivemaster February 3, 2003