darwin olympics 

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

darwin olympics by warpig March 17, 2020

Darwin Nunez 

If Darwin Nunez speaks, I listen.
If he's blind, I'm eyesight.

If he's deaf, I'm voice.
If he has a million fans, I'm one of them.
If he has no fans, I don't exist.

Darwin Nunez better

Darwin Nunez by Aksjjshdhdbdbxnndndn July 20, 2023

Darwin Fish 

The atheist thinky-man's comeback to the Jesus Fish. An 'evolved' fish that sports legs, one places it artfully on their car.

"Hey, that guy just put a Darwin Fish on his Corvair!"

"Must be Ralph Nader."

Darwin Fish by Geoff L. September 16, 2005

Darwin Nunez 

A big miss for a wide opportunity.

I Darwin Nunez'd my job application after I experienced testicular torsion yesterday.

Darwin Nunez by Ivann. January 7, 2023

darwin dating 

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

darwin dating by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

Darwin 10 

A girl who isn't overly attractive but due to the high ratio of men to women in a town she becomes more of a rare commodity thus making her think she is more beautiful than she actually is.

Hey man did you hear James hooked up with Sally she's disgusting.

No way she's a darwin 10 I can't believe how lucky he is

Darwin 10 by Whycantiusemyrealmlnaneme June 23, 2019

darwin lora 

THE SON OF THE BLOOD GOD CAMMY SOTO, fasted mexican in the world(faster than a black man), Smart with a big dick like his father, a loving and carring person who will beat the fuck out of u

darwin lora is so hot guys like omg big dick energy like his dad̈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darwin lora by bigdickbee69 March 1, 2022