Darren

A fat little abo who thinks he has handles but chris crossed him
Darren has Big fat titties
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A person is who is Darren is terrible at a certain action at current time. By calling someone Darren, you are implying that they are shit cunt at what they are doing! Darren's take everything to heart and get shit from everybody. Darren's have a way to fuck up everything they do.
Missing a shot in nba is considered Darren. Making a terrible play or mistake is Darren. Ryan is Darren!
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Darren

A fucking cunt never sticks up for his friends is an ugly cunt and loves to chew dicks especially the tiny ones and ducks his brother when he's sleeping
Darren is a cock and lives to chew them
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Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.
Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren
by IanBruh November 08, 2018
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darren

A species not yet identified. Positive characteristics shine in this individual yet most would beg to differ. This species has mastered the art of speech, ambiguously correct and determined to poke holes in the brain of the person conversing with him .

Your own sanity is in peril; if you can not repair the holes. Prior experience with this strange being is highly recommended. PHD in Peppering master of the seasoning usually resulting in cooking ... mutton imported from NZ roasting on the barby is a speciality. Peppa pig is watching you dazza.

Really tho darren you are a bloody top bloke !!! Representing all sectors of freewill , no straps is all I have to say.

Darren is a brother from another mother if you have a darren you know how special it is
You been with darren !! Need some salt bro
by k- chops October 21, 2014
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