Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.

by negrotime! February 21, 2018

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Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021

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Cardi B's Dad

A poor soul

I sure dont want to be Cardi B's Dad

by A goddamn onion March 3, 2021

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The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009

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gent's dad

"Gent's Dad" is a term used to describe an utter Kosovan legend who does nothing but care for his son who, in return, punches his tv screen, decieves him (throwing up after mad parties and not telling) and spends hundreds of hours playing CSGO. Gent's dad cares so much for his son that he took lessons, helping him to develop an english accent. He then uses this in Gent's maths lessons, imitating his teacher, without Gent noticing, to keep an eye on his beloved son.

Gent's dad ~

Gent: My dad's picking me up at four cos that's when his break is for his taxi job.
Comedian: That's funny I thought Mr.Deacon was doing a maths revision class at four today?
Gent: ahk ka bahhhk kkanqoa lzkw nselquof (kosovan)

by Boom bam bop badabop boom pow November 27, 2016