by sadie gomez June 17, 2008
A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"
by The Draftsman August 02, 2005
Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".
by Vinny128128 January 11, 2006
The human penis
by green fire dragon June 22, 2010
To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..
"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
by Cedahhhh January 24, 2014
Its when a girl masturbates
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 06, 2017