dispense me

Takin from the word spensas.
meaning sorry,my bad, or forgive me?

sadie:did you save me sum tacos?

jorge:i kinda sorta-ish ate them all.
dispense me??

by sadie gomez June 17, 2008

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Tape Dispenser

A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"

"Hey Bob you taking those plans to zoning?"
"Yeah"
"Watch out for those tape dispensers"

by The Draftsman August 28, 2005

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using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

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High Speed Bullet Dispenser

Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".

"Load your high speed bullet dispenser and get ready to fight!"

by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006

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