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Discoverents

A synyonym for sunglasses.
1. Dude, those are some awesome discoverents!
2. It's way too sunny out, bro. I need my discoverents.
3. I shall put these discoverents on. Ahh, perfect.
by Lexi Lex Lex July 19, 2011
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Discoverrhoids

1. Persons having a positive affiliation with the Discovery Institute, a creationist and religious-conservative policy think-tank based out of Seattle, WA.
2. Supporters of the Discovery Institute, especially proponents of the "intelligent design" version of creationism.
3a. Shorthand for all proponents of "intelligent design" or creationism, including those not explicitly affiliated with the Discovery Institute.
3b. Any individual who claims that intelligent design is not creationism despite mountains of evidence conclusively demonstrating that ID is literally a creationism with a name change.
4. Those supporting the Discovery Institute's goal of subverting the very definition of science to include the supernatural, including Astrology, and/or those who perceive empirical science to be an inherently "toxic leftist-atheist ideology".
6. A chronic, painful and often itchy condition of the anus caused by a virus called "cdesign proponentsists" which, though effectively targeted by scientific means, is capable of evasive evolutionary measures by feeding on religious faith and disinformation.
7. Pseudoscientists who conduct no actual science, publish no studies, make no positive arguments, exhibit no critical thinking skills, and have no qualms with deliberately lying to the public for a cause they know to be scientifically untenable and ridiculous.
"The politician inspired groans when she suggested schools should 'teach the controversy,' the new tactic devised by the Discoverrhoids for opposing evolution following the defeat of 'intelligent design' in the courts."

"Considering who had nominated Judge Jones III for his position on the bench, it would not be unfair to say the Discoverrhoids left behind a slick trail of santorum as they returned to the Discoverrhoid closet in Seattle."

"Who knew when watching 'Win Ben Stein's Money' that the guy was actually a bloated Discoverrhoid?"
by Tesla Bumper Car December 10, 2009
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under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

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Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable
by tzu.bubbles July 16, 2021
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Discover

A credit card which most stores do NOT accept. Discover usually has a high credit limit.
I went to the audio/video store to buy a plasma tv, and the store wouldn't take my Discover card.
by qbert January 25, 2004
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dickovery

I just had a dickovery
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discoveredq

Discoveredq is a online female that's active on roblox with popularity and clout.
Discoveredq well well well
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discovering America

Happening upon something that other people already found way, way before you found it.
This thing costs some money once the trial is over... so in case I am just "discovering America", I was wondering if anyone was aware of any similar but free options?
by Menchi May 29, 2004
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