DickWeed

When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole

Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?

by DickWeedMaster6969 March 6, 2017

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020

Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

Dickweed

The pubic hair at the tip of the male genitalia.
Often unkept, much like a weed

I saw him come out of the shower and he had so much dickweed

by The Flying Porkman September 23, 2016

Dickweed

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025