cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

cummer

a big ole dick, a guy that can cum alot and multiple times

that guy had a fat cummer

by Andybot January 22, 2008

Commedia

the act of updating media (facebooking, myspacing, texting, emailing) from the commode.

Hey Marty, I'm totally sending you this message via commedia

by Brian_43119 November 3, 2009

Hyena cummer

A man who squeaks, squeals, makes high-pitched moans, and/or other disturbing, hyena-like noises while cumming.

"The sex was good until he came and started making all these squeaks and noises, a total hyena cummer!"

by rahthegreat July 22, 2008

Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

cumedy

its like a type of comedy, but with a sexual reference and any sort. also its cumedy if it involves farting naked.

this one time, i pulled out and went in my hand. my girlfriend laughed and told me, "now thats cumedy"

by CP Baller March 31, 2007

Cummer Hung Up

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!

She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.

by Scoggles November 14, 2013