that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008