a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.
if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga
by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013
Get the crumb niggamug. Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.
Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.
Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!
Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!
by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008
Get the dick crumbmug. a fabulous visual artist that drew amazing comix - his characters also included Honeybunch Kaminsky and Pro Junior, along with Big Nurse
by adam_before_eve September 25, 2005
Get the R. Crumbmug. The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.
(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)
Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!
by Poo Review December 2, 2010
Get the Bum Crumbsmug. A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.
by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009
Get the Butt Crumbmug. by NJ MUIR September 24, 2007
Get the bum crumbsmug. v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."
Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
Get the Bed Crumbsmug.